- no one: you're beautiful, let me take you out on a date
do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
MIKE BAILEY TAKE MY HEART
- friend: i stayed up so late last night omg im so tired
- me: oh really same when did you go to bed?
- friend: like 12:30 or 1 ugh
- me: wOW that's reALLY laTE
I think girls look stupid when they cover their mouths in attempt to be cute that is completely uncute like you are on the opposite side of the cute scale all the way into negative annoying so.
- friends: flawless skin, amazing hair, beautiful eyes, skinny, perfect nose
- me: deformed fish